Why am I only allowed a sip when all I want to do is chug the glass?
The Greatest Man who never lived
Wednesday! Lungfucking a dolphin.
That weird part of the Internet
Just came across a tumblr called Champagne facials
Home Alone: Clothing Optional
You know you’re sick when you start your day with a handful of pills and indulge in a bowl of pasta at 7 in the morning.
Lately, it feels like I’m always apologizing.
A $14,800 Kickstarter campaign splashed downtown Washington D.C. with these posters. The ads are funded by EpicStep & the Bradley Manning Support Network, whose representatives said:
“The military has done its best to limit public exposure to Bradley Manning’s case by holding the trial at Ft. Meade, a relatively difficult location for the public to attend, and they have not released transcripts of the pretrial hearing, thereby limiting media exposure and making it difficult for laymen to follow the proceedings. Let’s bring the case back to Washington! … These ads will force government workers to remember WikiLeaks and Bradley Manning, remind them that the public is behind Bradley, and explain that what Bradley is accused of doing is a public good.”
Your subconscious reveals all
Is what some say. Then I don’t want to know what my dream about Donald Glover’s made-up former career as a porn star in dirty remakes of children’s films where he only got paid 200 pounds a movie says about me.
NBC can go fuck themselves
They replaced Dan Harmon on Community. Once again, I lose a little faith in humanity. I still haven’t decided if I will even watch the fourth season. He is the heart and soul of that show and it won’t be the same without him. Community fans know he’s an asshole and extremely difficult to work with, but he’s our asshole and we wouldn’t want it any other way.
Every time I see a giraffe, I feel a sudden urge to touch their furry horns.